Archive for December, 2009

Steven Seagal: Lawman

December 10, 2009

You have the right to remain silent.  Anything you say could be whispered for dramatic emphasis.


Give a Garmin

December 4, 2009

Looking very very very listless.  That’s right.  We went there.

Dog the Bounty Hunter

December 3, 2009

Other popular bounty hunters, though less stylish, include the Fetts from Star Wars fame.

Brittany Spears Got Married?

December 2, 2009

You might be amazed at how little a celebrity’s relationship could impact your life. We are too.

Children and TLC

December 2, 2009

Nothing promotes family values like publicly demonstrating everything that could go wrong.

Twilight Team

December 2, 2009

Team Disaffection. Boo teen vampire romance. Yay for not caring.